Wakestock is being held in
Collingwood and not the Toronto Islands, but does it really
matter where the World?s Largest Wakeboarding Festival is.
Facts: Wakestock is the world's leading wakeboard and
wakeskate event and Canada's largest actions sports
festival. Part of the WWA World Series, it attracts
athlete's from around the world to compete in wake, rail and
wakeskate events.
Website:
http://www.wakestock.com
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50/50: Sliding along a rail with
the board parallel to the line of the rail.
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Backside Rotation: A spin where
the first 180 has your back facing the boat during the
rotation. Can either be done with a handle-pass, cuffed, or
wrapped.
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Big Air: A jump that is done well
enough to propel the boarder way into the flats on the other
side of the wake.
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Biggie Fries: When the wakeboard
bites it, or wipes out really bad.
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Blind: When a rider spins and
lands in a direction that he is totally "blind" to the wake
or boat. Simply put, you're probably looking at the shore.
The rider can't see or orientate his landing.
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Boardslide: Sliding along a rail
with the board perpendicular to it.
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Bonk: The rider hits, or bonks an
obstacle above the level of the water with the bottom of his
board. A missed bonk could result in swelling of the groin
for males. A good bonk could make you look cool to the
betty's and result in a different kind of bonk.
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Brain Fart: When a rider is about
to attempt a trick and thinks too much about what he is to
do. He then attempts the trick and makes a total ass of
himself because he totally messes up what he was planning to
do.
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Brake the Ache: The first ride of
the year.
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Burn the Toast: To burn the toast
is to crash so hard that you can't wakeboard again that day.
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Butter: Instead of saying "The
water is smooth." you could sound cool and sophisticated by
saying "The water is butter."
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ButterBall: A rider that is so
smooth and "flowy" in the way he rides. He's a ButterBall
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Butter Slide: The boarder
approaches the wake slowly, then hops the board and lands on
the lip of the wake with the board perpendicular to the wake
and slides the board on top of the wake.
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Butt Check: When a rider lands
out of position and lets his butt touch or slam against the
water to remain riding, severely docking style points.
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Chargin' the wake: When a rider
cuts towards the wake with as much power as he or she
possesses. It's about going as big as possible.
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Constipation Face: The look on
your face just before reaching the wake on a "big-air".
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Crammit: To cram a heap of tricks
into one big mutha f#@*in air.
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Dentist check-up for a "new grill":
A rider assumes a forward roll when contact with the water
is too great and balance is completely gone. This has also
been seen when doing a surface 360 at regular speed- why not
eat Jell-O the rest of your life.
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Digger: Very similar to the durf,
but only attained in more serious wipes: especially those
accoplished by hitting the water completely inverted with
the board directly above the rider. i.e. very f#cking
painful.
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Dope: Rad, totally awesome,
something that your totally into.
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Double up: When the boat makes a
turn and comes over it's own wake at approximately 90
degrees. For regular, the boat turns right, for goofy, left.
The rider pulls out and times his cut as to arrive at the
wake when the two meet. When the wakes cross, the double up
is set for the rider to take advantage of it. Dude, the wake
is huge. He then gets huge air and either impresses all in
the boat or has a major wipe.
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Dude: A cool word that can be put
at the beginning or the end of a sentence to give you a
sense of being cooler. Ex. Dude, that was killer! or That
was killer dude!
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Durf: Any fall. The harder the
fall, the bigger the durf. Usually accompanied by a grunt of
pain.
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Eating Sh*t: The feeling attained
when the rail of your board catches the water, causing your
face to meet the water at an extraordinarily fast speed.
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Face Plant: Same as Eating Shit
or Trapped Door.
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Fakie: For a regular boarder,
riding right foot forward. For a goofy rider, riding left
foot forward.
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Figley: Any trick that you begin
to do, freak out on in the middle of it, but it still ends
up looking killer and tricks the judges in competition. It
is a figley as long as you don't fall. Most figleys look
like real tricks.
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Flats: The space on the sides of
the wake where there is no transition to ease you down from
the air. (you hit hard in the flats).
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Frontside Rotation: Initiating a
spin by turning the front side of your body to the direction
you are traveling (opposite of backside rotation). The
handle pass consists of your back hand staying on the
handle, pulling it to the small of your back and into your
other hand.
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Giver: When a wakeboarder or
wakeskater is ready behind the boat, they yell "giver!" and
the driver hits the throttle.
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Glass: Like butter. When the lake
is smooth as glass. Can be used when explaining sick tricks
too. ie. That was pretty glass.
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Goofy: When a rider's natural
position is right foot forward.
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Goin' Off: A commonly used
expression which expresses a person's ability to go big (get
lots of air). Eg. That dude is just goin' off huge dude.
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Grind: Rider approaches a
structure and slides the board along it. Also called a
railslide.
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Kicker: A curved ramp that
pitches a rider into the air. Similar in shape to a ¼ pipe
in skateboarding, but usually doesn't reach vertical in
pitch.
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Knarly: Cool word for awesome,
ex: Knarly jump man or that was knarly!
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Knocked Off: When the rider hits
the wake and the rope pops so hard it comes out of his
hands.
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Kook: Old surfing term for a
rider who needs to get a clue.
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Load the Line: Simply put, it is
increasing tension on the line as you approach the wake. The
line should have the most tension as you hit the wake,
creating kick butt pop!
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Magic Carpet Ride: When you are
trying to land an aerial and you don't land on edge and the
board slips out from underneath you.
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Normal: When a rider's natural
position is left foot forward.
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Nutter: When someone does
something really crazy or something is cool. As in "Holy
sh@t that was a nutter grab."
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Off Axis Spins: Spins that are
banked out, letting the board drift up and away from the
boat.
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Pop: When a rider loads on the
line, hits the wake and gets killer air, he is said to pop
off the wake. No, you do not hear a pop though.
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Props: Respect, when someone does
or tries something sick you can say I give you props for
that ( I give you respect for that)
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Rail: A horizontal bar that the
rider slides upon.
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Rictor: (adj.) A strong positive
feeling like being stoked. For example, "I'm so rictor!" Or,
"today is going to be a rictor day."
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Ritchous: A great rush of
feeling, in other words your mind is thinking "Holly f#cking,
sh@t, this is sweet.", And your mouth says Ritchous!
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Sick: When someone throws a
massive something or other and pulls it off. For example, if
you watch Scott Byerly do a Pete Rose, you might react by
saying, That was sick!
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Slider: General term for a
structure placed in the water that a rider ''slides'' upon
above the water.
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Steez: Style, "that grab was
steez" or "that grab was steezy" or " that was steezed out".
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Stellination: A rush of surprise
like holy moly u landed that trick
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Stoked: (adj.) Commonly used term
by extreme board sport enthusiasts which refers to the
highest attainable and most pleasurable emotional and
physical sensation for a human being that is brought on by
the accomplishment, or the sheer enjoyment of a physically
challenging, adrenaline producing, mind bending, synapse
snapping manoeuver. Eg. Dude, I'm so stoked!
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Stomp: On the way down from doing
a trick, if the wakeboarder lands on the second wake instead
of landing on its downside, he or she is said to have
stomped the wake.
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Style: A word used to describe
something that was excellent, great or cool. Ex, after a
cool trick, one might say to another, "That was style man".
Or, if they were discussing something that hadn't happened
yet, it could be, " yah man, that would be style."
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Suspect: When a rider tries to
pull a knarly trick off and totally mess it up, you can say
"dude that was suspect."
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Tearing an eyelid: When you catch
your toeside rail so hard that when you hit the water it
feels like you tore your eyelids off. "Dude, i just ate
shit, caught a rail, and tore my eyelids"
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Tight: Cool
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Trapped Door: When you catch an
edge when you are not ready for it and you smack your face.
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Wakeskating: Riding a board on
the water with no bindings. The rider wears shoes instead.
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Wakestock: A yearly summer event
in Collingwood Ontario where boarders gather to enjoy some
killer boarding, plenty of bikinis and a few brews.
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Who's your daddy? Another term
which may be used whenever to show others your expert
knowledge of the english language.
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Wrapped: The rider initiates a
spin (or a mobe) with the rope ''wrapped'' around his body
to eliminate the need for a handle pass. Sometimes
criticized for making the move easier, but allowing the
rider to grab the board for a longer duration, making up for
it in the style category.